35 Funny Ways to Say 'I Love You' (That’ll Make Them LOL)
Sometimes “I love you” just doesn’t cut it.
It’s sweet, yes—but when your relationship runs on inside jokes, bad puns, and shared memes, a clever twist on those three little words can go a lot further.
Whether you're trying to flirt without sounding too serious or you're just looking to make your partner laugh, this list is your new love language.
Related: If you love a good pun, check out our corny ways to say I love you for even more laugh-out-loud lines.
Why Funny Works
Laughter is one of the most powerful ways to bond with someone.
When you’re able to make them laugh while expressing affection, it becomes memorable, unique, and incredibly charming.
Plus, not everyone’s into sappy confessions—sometimes humor is the way to their heart (and their text replies).
35 Funny Ways to Say “I Love You”
- I love you more than my phone—and that’s saying a lot 📱❤️
- I love you more than Netflix loves asking if I’m still watching
- I love you like a squirrel loves chaos 🐿️
- I lava you (because love is explosive, and so are volcano puns 🌋)
- I love you more than coffee on a Monday—barely ☕️
- You’re the peanut butter to my weird 🍞🥜
- I tolerate you more than most humans—congrats!
- If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I’d buy us tacos 🌮
- I love you more than my bed loves weekends
- I’d even share my fries with you 🍟
- You’re my favorite notification
- Let’s be weird together forever
- I love you more than cats love knocking things off tables 😼
- You're the cheese to my emotional nachos 🧀
- I’d swipe right on you again—every time
- I love you like gamers love Wi-Fi 🎮
- I’d fight a bear for you. A small bear. Maybe. From a distance.
- You had me at “I brought snacks” 🍫
- I love you more than my dog loves chasing squirrels
- I like you more than coffee—and I’ve had two cups today ☕️
- I’d let you have the last slice. Sometimes. 🍕
- I love you like boomers love ellipses…
- You’re my favorite weirdo
- I’d pause my show for you. That’s real love.
- I love you more than memes love Mondays
- I adore you more than I hate doing laundry (and I *really* hate laundry)
- I’d survive a zombie apocalypse with you 🧟♂️❤️
- I love you enough to not look at my phone while we’re talking
- I’d let you pick the movie… and pretend to like it 🎥
- I love you more than autocorrect loves being wrong
- You complete me like Wi-Fi completes my soul
- I’d give you my hoodie. That’s how you know it’s real
- I love you more than DoorDash on a lazy day 🍔
- I’d share my snacks. Even the good ones.
- I love you like the internet loves cat videos 🐱
Make It Personal (and Private)
Want to turn your favorite funny line into something truly unforgettable?
Try sending it as a Secret Love Note.
It’s a fun little web app that lets you write a private message, lock it with a secret number, and drop a hint only your person will get.
Kinda like a digital puzzle wrapped in a hug.
Perfect for flirting, crushing, or just making your person laugh harder than your meme folder ever could.
With love,
Vic Valentine Love Doctor 💋 No co-pay required.
P.S. Click here to send a Secret Love Note now—and see if they can crack the code.