50 Corny Ways to Say 'I Love You' (That Are So Bad, They’re Good)
If you’ve ever groaned your way through a dad joke—only to secretly love it—you’re going to be right at home here.
Saying “I love you” doesn’t always have to be poetic or serious.
Sometimes the cheesiest, cringiest, punniest line is the one that makes them laugh (and remember it forever).
Related: Looking for something clever and playful? Check out our witty ways to say I love you.
Why Corny = Cute
It’s the effort that counts—and a ridiculous line delivered with a wink can be surprisingly endearing.
When someone’s willing to be silly just to make you smile?
That’s real charm.
Humor, no matter how cheesy, builds connection and keeps things playful.
50 Corny Ways to Say “I Love You”
- I love you a latte ☕
- You’re my butter half 🧈❤️
- You're the cheese to my macaroni 🧀
- I’m soy into you 🍣
- You make my heart skip a beet 🥬
- You must be a magician, because whenever you're around, everything else disappears ✨
- I donut know what I’d do without you 🍩
- You auto-complete me 🖥️
- I love you from my head tomatoes 🍅
- You're un-brie-lievable 🧀
- You're my jam 🥖🎶
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future
- You’re the ketchup to my fries 🍟
- You had me at 'free Wi-Fi' 📶
- Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest 💸
- I love you berry much 🍓
- We go together like copy and paste 📄📋
- You're paws-itively perfect 🐾
- I whale always love you 🐋
- You octopi my heart 🐙
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you 🗼
- I’m not lion—I love you 🦁
- I’m nuts about you 🥜
- You're the peanut butter to my jelly
- You make me melt like ice cream on a summer day 🍦
- You must be made of copper and tellurium—because you’re Cu-Te 🧪
- I’m bananas for you 🍌
- I love you s’more every day 🔥🍫
- You’re the reason I check my phone with a smile 😊
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you ❄️
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
- You make my heart do the cha-cha 💃
- I love you more than pizza—and that’s saying something 🍕
- You’re the Wi-Fi to my soul
- You light up my life like a glow stick at a rave
- I’m stuck on you like glue
- You’re the avocado to my toast 🥑
- You make my heart race faster than a limited-time offer
- I love you more than cats love cardboard boxes 🐱📦
- You’re the only one I’d share my fries with
- You quack me up 🦆
- I lava you like a volcano 🌋
- You're the highlight of my day—like finding a curly fry in the regular batch
- You butter believe I love you
- You’re the bee’s knees 🐝
- I love you more than naps
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber 🥒
- You’re egg-stra special 🥚
- I love you more than TikTok loves trends
- You’ve got me hooked like a good Netflix series 🎬
Want to Make It Even Cheesier?
Drop one of these in a Secret Love Note and lock it behind a special number only they’d guess.
It turns a silly line into a mini mystery—and who doesn’t love unlocking something cute and corny?
Send one to your crush, your partner, or your favorite pun-lover.
Add a hint like “🧀 what we had on our first pizza” and let the cheesiness unfold.
With love,
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